Screaming Purple Jesus recipe

You forgot to add various kinds of fruit, cut into chunks... tangerines, grapes, apples, etc. anything without pits..... and some confectionist sugar.... mix it up, seal it, let stew overnight (alchohol soaks into friut).

Actually, our old recipie was:
Start with a clean (preferably new), 30 gallon plastic trashcan.... mix coolaid mix, add (lots of) chunks of fruit, then depthcharge half a case of Everclear into the cool-aid/fruit mixture, add 5 pounds confectionist sugar, STIR VIROROUSLY; attach trashcan lid, seal with Ductape overnight.

Serve over ice.