Party Colada recipe

Pre-crush as much ice as desired. Combine juice, wipe-out (an imitation Malibu rum) and cream in bowl with milkshake blender, add ice. Stir. (Note: as with ice, amount of cream used varies according to the preference of the drinker, has been known to be served without cream.)

Serve in a punch bowl or (preferably) a bucket, most effective if drunk directly from the bowl/bucket with crazy straws by number of people. Serves 6-8.